Crime Brulee

Arson? Oh, you mean crime brûlée? Notes of smoke, embers, dry wood, vanilla, burnt sugar, black pepper, light musk, tobacco, amber, spiced caramel, and just the slightest hint of gasoline (don't worry, it burns off). Available in 1 ml sample size, 4 ml dram, 10 ml Euro Dropper (with reducer cap), or 15 ml alcohol Parfum Spray. (NOTE: WE CANNOT SHIP PARFUM SPRAYS OUTSIDE THE CONTINENTAL US.) It all began when the youngest of the shop gremlins sent us a meme: a possum screaming into a roaring fire, with the phrase "Arson? Oh, you mean crime brûlée ?" emblazoned above. We responded, "Hey, that'd be a great perfume," and then the formulating began. Our homage to this puntastic meme is extraordinarily firey, full of smoke and heat. The black pepper brings a lingering spice that's kept warm by the tobacco and caramel. There really is a hint of gasoline accord (not real gasoline!) in this blend, but it vanishes quickly after application. Image via Energepic.com.